Ivan Chesnokov on the Mazda Miata

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
05/29/2016 at 23:09 • Filed to: None

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WHY YOU WANT DAMPER FOR MIATA? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM NAGASAKI FACTORY? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH CORPORATION OF MAZDA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH KENICHI YAMAMOTO, TRADE STORY OF MANY VEHICLES DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN CAR IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE JAPANESE AUTOMOBILE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF VEHICLE. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP WHEELS OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON SIDES, YOU PUT BAD MUFFLER OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON ASS, YOU PUT BRIGHT COLORED TOW HOOK ON FRONT SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY KENNETH BLOCK. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF AUTOMOBILE OF KENICHI YAMAMOTO, NO?

CAR IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NO HIT TIME OF SLOWEST BMW. GO TO RACE TRACK, PRACTICE WITH MANY STACK OF TIRE. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDES OF CAR.

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DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
05/29/2016 at 23:18

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+1 for use of Nagasaki


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > interstate366, now In The Industry
05/29/2016 at 23:20

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I was wondering if someone would catch that.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
05/29/2016 at 23:22

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Ivan has better grammar than 99% of FP commenters.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > not for canada - australian in disguise
05/29/2016 at 23:24

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You’re not wrong.


Kinja'd!!! daender > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
05/29/2016 at 23:34

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What’s scary is that there are dumbasses like this on the Miata forums, typically old hens like that jackass GTX fan from Hawaii.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
05/29/2016 at 23:36

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LARGE MOUND FORMS OVER MATSUDA’S GRAVE BY CONSTANT TUMBLING OF HIS ANGRY CORPSE. IS FAULT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
05/30/2016 at 00:17

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God fucking bless Ivan, that beautiful, beautiful man, wherever he now resides on the gun forums of the Internet


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
05/30/2016 at 00:19

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Also if there were articles like the original one you provided about Oppo posters, mine would probably just say “Oh yeah, that fuckin’ asshole.”